Carter has invented a specific language for talking to his Little People farm animals. My question is: When has he had time to study Bill Cosby scat language? And how the heck did he get his hands on those old Jell-O commercials? And who let him watch the infamous Brad-Pitt-as-gypsy scene from "Snatch???"
First world problem of the Day: I'm always rewinding too far past the part of the movie I didn't hear properly.
I had the opportunity to take a shower BY MYSELF yesterday. No toddler at my feet. No baby snoozing in a bouncer outside the shower door. Needless to say, I would have been offered a walk-on spot with the California Raisins by the time I finally emerged. Jesse considered filing a Missing Persons Report. Sadie started following a duck around asking, "Are you my mother?" Yes, it was *that* long.
One child household = Trying to avoid burning yourself while gulping an entire cup of coffee in the shower.
Two child household = Trying to avoid slicing your toddler open while shaving in the shower.
One child household = Life is dominated by routine of feed, change, tummy time, spend 45 minutes trying to get baby to sleep for 20.
Two child household = Life is dominated by routine feed, change, and spending 45 minutes trying to get baby to sleep for 20 while yelling, "Don't put that in your mouth!" to your toddler over and over again.
One child household = Nap when baby naps.
Two child household = Nap while vacuuming.
And now, pictures of my kids looking cute this week:
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